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“Telugu Aunty - Midriff Judgment”

Telugu Aunty- Midriff Judgment is an Indian arbitration based show that was presided over by Judge Sutada Babu, known for her seductive court dress - consisting of a sequined black robe designed to enhance cleavage and expose her visceral belly fat.  The program features an arbitrator handling small claims disputes from Teleganda rice farmers in a simulated courtroom setting.  The show was canceled after Judge Sutada was herself sentenced to jail for arranging the battery of a defendant who called her “Gunty” repeatedly, during a live taping of the show.

“Crime Monkey”

Azrath Kur is a Primatologist who captures street monkeys in Delhi, and has one week to teach them how to commit a crime, and place them back on the city streets.  Theft, armed robberies, cyber crimes, and abduction of regional government officials…There is non-stop drama with these malicious primates.  Crime monkey, was the highest rated reality based show in India.  Government investigations into allegations of the producers' links to organized crime forced production to be shut down, abruptly leaving dozens of criminal monkeys set free and unaccounted for. 

“Dance, Dance, DMZ”

Along demilitarized areas in the Himalayas, the Indian army faces off against neighboring armies flown in to compete in a dance competition judged by Bollywood celebrities.  Thanks to Indian patriotism and propaganda, the Indian army always won.  The competition starts in real  conflict areas with selected soldiers winning, the “gold bullet” in pre-contest competitions, to attend the main camp located on the beaches of Goa.  From there - a dozen competitors are voted on to represent their respective militaries, and taken to the Indian/Chinese border to Dance in the main competition.  This show was canceled after real life skirmishes between the Indian and Chinese military in 2001.

“Chupa Chupa Toupee”

Celebrity hairstylist Chikran Dutt, shaves the heads of impoverished young men and women in South India to curate hair pieces for Bollywood actors.  These celebrities conceal their identities with masks, and the contestants who donate the hair must guess the name of the star, or risk losing payment for their luxurious locks.  Although uneasy with the premise of the show, audiences stuck with the series, though inconsistently for two seasons, abandoning it completely after new segments were added to increase viewership, such as “Chest hair goatee” and the celebrity interview portion, “Paneer Soda with the Dermatologist.” 

“Shackled to My Mother-inlaw”

Hijinx and drama ensues when a newlywed bride is shackled to her mother in law for a month.  The two women must learn to live with each other or the husband will have to choose between his wife, or his mother.  Hosted by disgraced cricket star, Ram Kurana, the women would have to compete in a series of challenges which included a screaming debate, gossip about family, and staring contests.  Criticism arose with the show due to the predictability of each episode's ending, as they all ended with the Indian man choosing his mother over his wife.

“Bollywood Casting Couch”

Bollywood Casting Couch was an adult themed after hours reality show, in which Indian casting directors audition caucasion foreign models to appear in their motion picture production.  Predominantly German or Australian, these actresses' only task was to wear bikinis and flank the male lead of the film during a song and dance sequence.  Due to modesty rules, Indian women were only allowed to show their back, abdomen, and one thigh. The show was popular among Indian males aged 18 - 55 years old.  Normally an ideal demographic for network advertising, the federal government had this show canceled based on data showing an increase of pregnancies and birthrates correlating between the first episode of each season.  The population spike was putting a strain on the country's resources, and social services.

“Where is our share? - Family money drama”

Where is our share- Family money drama was a short lived weekly, reality combat show that producers had hoped would highlight real life altercations amongst extended Indian families.  Renowned media mogul, Mohammed Wahlia conceived of the idea during a three years sabbatical in America, at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp.  With a hope to make an impactful television comeback, Wahlia’s production team finalized the concept by having distant relatives threaten extended family members from overseas with cricket bats and machetes as they visit their ancestral homes, in the hope to extort money.  The show was popular and well received, however due to steady cost increases of the production from skyrocketing legal fees, and “private subsidies” to local law enforcement, the program moved to a monthly format for 3 episodes, eventually wrapping up production after it’s fifteen episode run.

“Dial “M” for Mumbai”

Dial M for Mumbai is a documentary series that depicts the everyday lives of recent university graduates employed at the Wilson-Jones call center, a branch owned by American business men, and former pro basketball stars, Cody Wilson, and Josiah Jones.  It aired on Indian Syndication television for two and a half seasons.  The series was filmed in a single camera set-up with all employees mic’d up.  The only area in the workspace without audio was in the owners office, where they would been seen through a glass window, frequently berating their employees.  The show followed these employees as they unknowingly run an insurance scam over the phone, to swindle elderly people in North America of their personal savings.  The series almost ended after the first season, when both Wilson and Jones had both been arrested by Interpol, as documented during the show in a drug fuelled and violent season finale.  The remainder of the show saw less drama and dwindling viewership,  when the call center business was purchased by telephone psychic, Madame Oishi.  She was criticized for her lack of charisma, and had a tendency to ruin the climax of each episode with her clairvoyance during the prologue.  In an effort to add some friction and drama to the workspace, the producers convinced Oishi to partner with a Sicilian Mob Boss in the final season, quickly shutting down the business due to legal entanglements with the partnership that needed to be sorted out. 

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